captions = new Array(

"This is Caption 0",

"Guerilla Book Signing",

"The Father Frog",

"~",

"How do you spell that name?!?",

"~",

"Frog Drama",

"Silly Frog",

"~",

"Tough Question from the Gallery",

"Star Struck",

"~",

"Author Eric Drachman",

"Frank Wanted to Fly",

"Getting Down to Business",

"~",

"But Frogs Can't Fly",

"Aerodynamic!");